I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom