When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down