Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…