I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
