I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family