The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming