You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore