When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses
The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…