Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said
Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
