People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…
One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
