When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
