I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning