Naturally, Einstein Was Jewish
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
