It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke