I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
