Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth