When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…