I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…