The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…