To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…