In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
