The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…
