I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
