In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome