God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is