It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

What draws us towards the darkness And holds us there? It is always something our own evi… To mete out death So that we never meet death oursel…

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…