I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean