If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Breathe in not out

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone