The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
