I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is