I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Asked to surrender his battleship John Paul Jones replied “I have not yet begun to fight!” Asked to surrender my ego trip I replied

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

The weak-minded can be told what t… Knowing this, God makes death ine… So that in the end Each of us must decide for ourselv… If you fear death

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good