When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it