Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced