It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach