There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…