When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that