You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of