In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent