The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Social media came for our teenage… and unable to organize their inner… they turned their aggression inwar… Now AI is coming for our teenage… and unable to impact the external…

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage