The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think