Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task