When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
You keep the peace they get everything else
War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
