Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

You keep the peace they get everything else

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends