You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual