Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
