I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When