When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

Love may never win but love always ties

In Let there be plight the P is silent

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity