An Ode to the PGA Tour
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge
Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
