An Ode to the PGA Tour
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
Let there be light blight and hindsight
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me