An Ode to the PGA Tour
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself