Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!