When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that