Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control