Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless