When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in