Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
A being becomes human when you add meaning
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…