The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
