If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

Human beings find the position of… But not being able to say it Intolerable But other human beings find being… Intolerable

The weak-minded can be told what t… Knowing this, God makes death ine… So that in the end Each of us must decide for ourselv… If you fear death

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism