When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Mating For Life Saved My
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
