I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…