My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…