My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb